Funny Questions

QUESTIONS:

1. Water can't wet me, fire can't get me, who am I?
2. What is the smallest room?
3. It starts with T, ends with T and it's full of T. What is it?
4. What is that which is taken from you before you get it?
5. What is that which belongs to you but it's used often by others?
6. If you look through a telescope and see 2 planets between 2 planets in front of 2 planets and 2 planets behind 2 planets, how many planets do you see?
7. Mr. and Mrs. Chauhan have 5 sons. Each son has a sister. How many people are there in the family?
8. She is the daughter of the only daughter of my father's wife. So she is my?
9. What falls on water and never gets wet?
10. Yesterday I defeated the only brother of the daughter of my grand mother. So whom did I defeat?

ANSWERS:

1. Shadow.
2. Mushroom.
3. Teapot.
4. Photograph.
5. Name.
6. 4 planets.
7. 8 members.
8. My daughter.
9. Shadow.
10. My father.

Jokes

1. A poor friend meets a rich friend after many days. The rich friend is very cruel.



Poor friend : Do you remember me?who am i?

Rich friend: I don't remember donkeys.

Poor friend: Oh! But I remember them correctly.



2. Conversation between a surgeon and a patient.



patient: Oh! I'm really nervous about my heart surgery.

surgeon: Don't worry, in all my experience as a heart surgeon, only one patient has died.

patient: How many patients have you operated?

surgeon: You are my second.

patient: Oh! God.



3. Conversation between two friends.



John: Anil, I went to hotel for a change and rest.

Anil: Well, did you get both?

John: No, the waiter took the change and hotel took the rest.



4. Conversation between a Teacher and a Student in the history class.



Teacher: When was Akbar born?

Student: I don't know ,sir.

Teacher: Look in the book and tell me.

Student: Akbar(1542-1605).

Teacher: Why didn't you read that before?

Student: I thought it was his phone number.